关于人生感悟的励志英文座右铭

● The nice women are ugly.

【中文译文】：好女人不漂亮。

● The beautiful women are not nice.

【中文译文】：漂亮女人不好。

● When two's company, three's the result!

【中文译文】：两个人的状态是不稳定的',三个人才是!

● Love the neighbor. but don't get caught.

【中文译文】：要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

● Save water. shower with your girlfriend.

【中文译文】：要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

● One should love animals. they are so tasty.

【中文译文】：每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

● Work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!

【中文译文】：工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.

● The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.

【中文译文】：又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。

● The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.

【中文译文】：又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。

● Love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.

【中文译文】：爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)